Had to share this one......

> Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that
> when you discover me in your house, you insist that
> I leave. But I say, "I've made all the beds and
> washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the
> floors; I've done all the things you don't like to
> do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I
> broke into your hou se).
>
> According to the protesters, not only must you let
> me stay, you must add me to your family's insurance
> plan, educate my kids, and provide other benefits to
> me and to my family (my husband will do your yard
> work because he too is hard-working and honest,
> except for that breaking-in part). If you try to
> call the police or force me out, I will call my
> friends who will picket your house carrying signs
> that proclaim my right to be there.
>
> It's only fair, after all, because you have a nicer
> house than I do, and I'm just trying to better
> myself. I'm a hard-working and honest, person,
> except for . well, you know.
>
> And what a deal it is for me!! I live in your house,
> contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep,
> a nd there is nothing you can do about it without
> being accused of selfishness, prejudice and being an
> anti-housebreaker. Oh yeah, I want you to learn my
> language so you can communicate with me.
>
> Why can't people see how ridicu lous this is?! Only
> in America ... if you agree, pass it on (in
> English). Share it if you see the value of it as a
> good smile. If not blow it off along with your
> future Social Security funds, and a lot of other
> things.